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- Stink-Foot
-
- In the dark
- Where all the fevers grow
- Under the watah
- Where the shark bubbles blow
- In the morning
- By your radio
- Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah
- You ain't got no friends
- And all the others they hate, yah
- Does the life you been leading gotta go? *(HMMmm?)*
- *(Well let me straighten you out)*
- About a place I know
- *(Get your shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner)*
-
- Out through the night and the whispering breezes
- To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases
- Out through the night and the whispering breezes
- To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases
-
- *(This has got to be the disease for you
- Now scientists call this disease, Brohm-a-drosis
- But us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes
- or an occasional python boot,
- know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of
- STINK-FOOT)*
-
- You know
- My python boot is too tight
- I couldn't get it off last night
- A week went by
- And now it's July
- I finally got it off
- And my girlfriend cried, *YOU GOT STINK-FOOT!*
- Stink-foot, darlin'
-
- Your Stink-foot
- Puts a hurt on my nose
- Stink-foot, stink-foot, I ain't lyin'
- Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?
- *(Here Fido, Fido, mpt, mpt, mpt, come here little puppy
- Bring the slippers
- Arf, arf, arf
- (C-R-A-S-H)
- Huhm, HAH, HAH, HAH...hmhmhm)*
- STINK!
-
- *(Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over
- and he looked me straight in the eye
- And you know what he said?
- "Once upon a time, somebody say to me"
- This is the dog talkin' now
- "What is your, conceptual, continuity?"
- "Well I told 'em right then", Fido said
- "It should be easy to see
- "The crux of the biscuit
- is the apostrophe"
- Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog
- looked at the dog, and he said
- Sort of staring in disbelief
- "You can't say that"
- he said
- "It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't
- it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't
- it couldn't"
- He told him, "No, no, no"
- I told him, "Yes, yes, yes"
- I said, "I do it all the time
- Ain't this boogie a mess"?)*
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- The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
- (Repeat + ad lib)